Game Of The Year

Four times in a row.
Give me a bloody medal, I'm on fire.




So I went to uni today.
What a surprise

Low and behold, Rob-san/Ichigo was there.
He was playing the "Game of the Year" (Maxted, 2007)

WolfQuest.

Wolf fucking Quest.
A wolf who fucking quests for shit and talks to other wolves.

Here is the wolf colliding with a tree.

So here's some screenshots of the sheer joy we are having watching AND playing this tripe.
As you can see, the game's graphics is on par with a game made approximately 8 years ago.

It has nice ambient sounds.

But that's all it has.


Here's the wolf biting ass.
This can be quite a good analogy for the game itself....

It bites.
Ass.



Oh yes, and when low on life, the Elk fight back.
This still screenshot has about the same excitement as if it was moving.


Rating: 5/5 piles of crap. Elk crap.



On a side note:

As I write this, fireworks explode around me.
Slightly symbolic of what I have to say and feel.

I hate that place.
I've never hated anywhere more than that place.
I have so much unbridled hatred building up which just infuriates me even more.
All it does is invoke more burning rage in which I have no control over.
The mere mention of the place consumes my soul.
It puzzles me why people go to somewhere so vile.



It puzzles me.